Tweets From 'Thoughts From Dog' Gives a Fresh Perspective On Life

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Jun 5, 2019 12:00 PM EDT

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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings the human worked all day. so we didn't spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they're here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep 7:23 PM - 29 May 2019 22,429 Retweets 199,031 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the first time you wake up. could be a mistake. it's best to fall back to sleep. just to be safe 5:10 AM 27 May 2019 26,690 Retweets 189,746 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other 3:37 PM 16 May 2019 34,852 Retweets 223,412 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings the small neighbor human. has been teaching me how to roll over. but i usually stop halfway. this is the belly rub toll. and i will not complete the trick. until it is paid 10:21 AM 13 May 2019 14,617 Retweets 165,404 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more 6:18 AM - 22 Apr 2019 22,749 Retweets 223,007 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money 8 May 2019 10:20 AM 23,421 Retweets 210,951 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i'm a simple pup. i don't need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch 3:47 PM 5 May 2019 23,198 Retweets 181,254 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i'm going to need a lot of attention today. i can just tell 5:40 AM 8 Apr 2019 40,826 Retweets 216,181 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i know you have a lot going on right now. so i just want to say. i think you're doing great 8:56 AM 2 May 2019 45,431 Retweets 201,067 Likes Arty
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human is working from home today. but i require attention. so i'm going to sit in their lap. and randomly press buttons on their computer. until they give up 5:48 AM 29 Apr 2019 15,042 Retweets 176,605 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH. I CAN SMELL THE OCEAN. I'M GOING TO EAT THE SAND 12:26 PM 27 Apr 2019 14,808 Retweets 193,917 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings the small neighbor human. has enlisted my help. finding colorful eggs in the garden. i tried to eat the first one i found. but apparently that's not the objective 7:40 AM - 21 Apr 2019 15,141 Retweets 157,653 Likes DI
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings if you see me sitting outside a store. being all good. while my human shops inside. you must come pat my noggin. that's the law 20 Apr 2019 10:24 AM 18,183 Retweets 199,943 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself 10:51 AM - 4 Apr 2019 29,452 Retweets 231,996 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i wasn't a good dog today april fools. i was so good 6:04 PM - 1 Apr 2019 58,332 Retweets 453,804 Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch 2:33 PM - 31 Mar 2019 30,687 Retweets 263,435 Likes
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